{"id":234,"date":"2024-02-12T16:39:34","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T16:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iphone2lovely.com\/love\/?p=234"},"modified":"2024-02-12T16:40:26","modified_gmt":"2024-02-12T16:40:26","slug":"funny-valentines-day-quotes-jokes-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iphone2lovely.com\/love\/funny-valentines-day-quotes-jokes-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"100+ Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Quotes, Jokes and Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"

Valentine\u2019s Day gives a festive to combine romance with creative celebration ways having the touch of fun and humor. Funny wishes can be a great source of making the mood light and giving a happy start to this splendid eve.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"2024<\/p>\n

Here you will find a diverse collection of funny Valentine\u2019s Day wishes, quotes, and messages that can be used to make these special moments attractive.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, happy Valentine’s Day…I guess I have to stick with you!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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    We go together like peas and carrots…except I actually like peas and carrots. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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    Thanks for being my player 2. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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    I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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    You make my heart beat faster than my student loans are accumulating interest. Be my Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \"2024<\/p>\n

    \"Best<\/p>\n

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      We’re the perfect pair – I’ll be the beauty and you can be my beast. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      I’m sequencing my DNA for you so you can see that we’re a perfect genetic match. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      I must be infected with love sickness, because I’ve got all the symptoms with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      You had me at “free food.” Will you be my Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      Let’s commit the perfect crime – I’ll steal your last name, you steal my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      You sweep me off my feet…then again, so does the flu. Wanna be my quarantine buddy?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

    8. \n

      I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever. Be my Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      Are you secretly Michelangelo? Because you look like a masterpiece. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge. Be my Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      If you were a Disney prince, you’d be Fine-a-dine. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      Forget the butterflies, you give me the entire zoo. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      You had me at “I’ll pay for dinner.” Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      Let’s skip the roses and chocolates and go straight for French fries. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

    15. \n

      I’m having some trouble with my phone. Could you try giving me your number?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

    16. \n

      My love for you burns brighter than my burning hatred for burpees. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      Let our love story be like High School Musical so we can dance on the golf course to show our feelings. Happy Valentine\u2019s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      You make my heart skip a beat. Or that could just be the arrhythmia. Happy Valentine\u2019s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      I love loving you, but I hate feeling feelings. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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      My heart beats for only you…mainly because if it stopped beating, I’d be dead. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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      Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Quotes and Wishes for Singles:<\/b><\/h3>\n

      The individuals not in a relationship have a different feeling for this day and enjoy the atmosphere in their unique ways. Here are some funny Valentine\u2019s Day Wishes for singles:<\/span><\/p>\n

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        “I may be single this Valentine’s Day, but at least no one can break my heart…except for myself when I eat an entire box of chocolates.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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        “Roses are red, violets are blue, wine is cheaper than dinner for two.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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        “Valentine’s Day? More like Singles Awareness Day if you ask me!”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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        “Netflix and chill is my kind of date today.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

      5. \n

        “Alexa, play ‘I Will Survive.'”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        \"Funny<\/p>\n

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          “What’s another word for ‘forever alone’?”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          “If loving chocolate and wine is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          “My standards are so high this Valentine’s Day I’ll be lucky if I can date myself.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          “This Valentine’s Day I choose me…and Ben and Jerry.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          “I don’t have a Valentine, so I’m going to wear red and throw things at happy couples.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cLonely? Not me. I have a whole pint of ice cream to keep me company.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cAll the good ones are taken. Guess I\u2019ll eat all the candy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cSit next to me if you\u2019re single on Valentine\u2019s Day… like seriously, I need friends.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cWho needs roses when Ros\u00e9 exists?\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cFinally a day dedicated to what I do best – avoid relationships.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cWill you be my Valentine? Hold that thought while I lower my standards.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cThis year I\u2019m identifying as a S.I.N.G.L.E – Strong Independent Person who Needs Growth Love and Everything.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cRoses are red, violets are blue, being single on Valentine\u2019s Day sucks but I\u2019m getting through.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cLove bites. So do I. Gently, when asked.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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          \u201cI put the SINGLE in Valentine\u2019s Day.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          \"Funny<\/p>\n

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            \u201cToday\u2019s forecast: 100% chance of wine.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cIf crazy is single on Valentine\u2019s Day, I guess I\u2019m insane.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cMy anti-Valentine\u2019s Day party has amazing plus-ones: Ben and Jerry.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cThis Valentine\u2019s Day I\u2019m loving me and not leaving me.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cOh look it\u2019s Valentine\u2019s Day, said no single ever.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cSingle? Oh honey no, I\u2019m not single. I\u2019m self-partnered.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cAll you need is love. And a glass of wine. Okay, mostly the wine.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cRoses are red, violets are blue, being single is fun, and cheaper too.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cI don\u2019t need a Valentine, I love me.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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            \u201cThis Valentine\u2019s Day I manifested being by myself.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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            Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Messages for Couples:<\/b><\/h3>\n

            Couples enjoy the real essence of this day because every single thing around them is filled with the colors and theme of Valentine\u2019s Day. On top of this, the spice of some funny and humorous greetings can add to the taste of this day. Below is the bundle of some funny Valentine\u2019s Day wishes for couples:<\/span><\/p>\n

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              Thanks for stealing my heart! Don’t forget our anniversary is coming up soon\u00a0wink wink<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

            2. \n

              I must have done something good to deserve someone as wonderful as you. Can you remind me what that was again?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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              They say love is blind, so I guess that’s why you’re dating me! Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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              Our love is like dividing by zero – it doesn’t make sense, but it still works!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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              To my not-so-secret admirer: be my Valentine…again?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              \"Best<\/p>\n

              \"2024<\/p>\n

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                You have stolen my heart like I’ve stolen your last name…hopefully you’ll let me keep both longer!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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                The only thing sweeter than this box of chocolates is you. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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                We go together like avocados and everything. Be my main squeeze?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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                I love us together! Well, “love” is a strong word, let’s say I strongly tolerate you. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              5. \n

                As Marie Kondo would say – you spark joy! Wanna keep sparks flying with me?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              6. \n

                Through corny jokes and cheesy puns, will you still be my Valentine, hun?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              7. \n

                I knew Tinder could work – case in point, we match perfectly!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              8. \n

                Our love is Netflix – I could binge you forever! Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              9. \n

                You had me at “pizza and cuddle?” Be my Valentine!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              10. \n

                We fit together like two extremely co-dependent pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. How romantic? Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              11. \n

                I’d face every Dementor in Azkaban for one kiss from you. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              12. \n

                Now I ain’t sayin’ you’re a gold digger, you ain’t messin’ with no broke…Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              13. \n

                They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only catch for me!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              14. \n

                My heart beats for only you…and also when I drink too much caffeine. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

              15. \n

                Let’s have a cheesy Valentine’s Day together! After all, we’re so GOUDA at loving each other!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                \"Funny<\/p>\n

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                  If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine to me. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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                  Every day I fall in love with you more and more, but please stop asking me to prove it by jumping off cliffs.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                3. \n

                  You’re hotter than a freshly microwaved Hot Pocket! Be my Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                4. \n

                  Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your booty is refreshing!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                5. \n

                  You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                6. \n

                  The only thing I like more than other people’s drama is you. Be my Valentine?<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                7. \n

                  Ever wanna run away together and join the circus? Well I do, so let’s do it!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                8. \n

                  Our love is like the universe – ever-growing and full of galaxies no one understands. Happy Valentine’s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                9. \n

                  You can’t spell Valentine’s Day without U and I!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                10. \n

                  Love me. Love you. Love us. Happy V-Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                11. \n

                  Girlfriends\/Boyfriends are temporary, but our irrational love for each other is forever!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                12. \n

                  The only exercise I enjoy is a good lift of your spirits. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                13. \n

                  I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye! Happy Valentine’s Day boo!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                14. \n

                  I choose you, Valentine! Gotta date ’em all!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                15. \n

                  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I\u2019d put U and I together. Happy Valentine\u2019s Day!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Jokes for Him:<\/b><\/h3>\n

                  The welcome of the day with some amusing greetings will nicely settle his mood and make the start of his day special. Below is a collection of some funny Valentine\u2019s Day greetings for him:<\/span><\/p>\n

                  \"Funny<\/p>\n

                  \"Funny<\/p>\n

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                    What did the firefighter give his wife for Valentine\u2019s Day? A fire extinguisher!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  2. \n

                    Why did the football player give his girlfriend a box of chocolates for Valentine\u2019s Day? It was a good catch!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  3. \n

                    What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine\u2019s Day? A hug and a quiche!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  4. \n

                    Why can\u2019t E.T. ever find love on Valentine\u2019s Day? He\u2019s looking for someone out of this world!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  5. \n

                    What did the sword give to his love on Valentine’s Day? A stab at romance!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  6. \n

                    Why are frogs always single on Valentine\u2019s Day? They only know how to mingle!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

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                    What did the drummer name his girlfriend? Anna One, Anna Two!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  8. \n

                    How did the pirate greet his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ahoy, matey!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  9. \n

                    What did the bookmark say to the librarian on Valentine\u2019s Day? \u201cI find you very a-peeling!\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                  10. \n

                    Why was the math book sad on Valentine\u2019s Day? He had too many problems!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    \"Funny<\/p>\n

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                      What did the drill sergeant give his crush on Valentine’s Day? Ten hut!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    2. \n

                      Why can\u2019t a leopard hide his love away? Because he\u2019s always spotted!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    3. \n

                      What did the taxi driver give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a cab!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    4. \n

                      Why did Robin run away on Valentine\u2019s Day? Batman kept robin\u2019 him!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    5. \n

                      What did the laundry man give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Lots of detergent!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    6. \n

                      Why was the shoelace mad on Valentine\u2019s Day? He felt tied down!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    7. \n

                      What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    8. \n

                      What did the traffic light say to his love? “My dear, you stop me in my tracks!”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    9. \n

                      Why do skunks love Valentine\u2019s Day so much? They\u2019re very scent-imental creatures!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    10. \n

                      What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    11. \n

                      Why can\u2019t a bicycle stand up by itself? It\u2019s two tired!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    12. \n

                      What did the sweatshirt give his girlfriend? A big hug!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    13. \n

                      Why don\u2019t mummies do well on Valentine\u2019s Day? They\u2019re too wrapped up in themselves!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    14. \n

                      What musical instrument is best to love? A trom-bone!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                    15. \n

                      What did the laundry detergent give his girlfriend for Valentine\u2019s Day? Tide and true love!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      \"Funny<\/h3>\n

                      Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Jokes and Messages for Her:<\/b><\/h3>\n

                      The start of a day marked by some funny message can make her day extra special because this message can put her tensions aside. Here are some funny Valentine\u2019s Day messages for her available on our website:<\/span><\/p>\n

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                        What did the ribbon give his girlfriend? A big bow!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      2. \n

                        Why didn\u2019t the glasses go out on Valentine\u2019s Day? He already had a date!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      3. \n

                        What did the stamp say to his crush? I\u2019m stuck on you!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      4. \n

                        What did the belt say to the hat? \u201cYou go on ahead, I\u2019ll just hang around here.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      5. \n

                        What did the cat say to his feline Valentine? You\u2019re paw-fect!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      6. \n

                        Why don\u2019t birds fly off on Valentine\u2019s Day? Because they have a nest together!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      7. \n

                        What did the drum say to his girlfriend? My heart beats for you!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      8. \n

                        What does the Earth say to the other planets on Valentine’s Day? I love you to the moon and back!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      9. \n

                        What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                      10. \n

                        Why did the picture frame blush? It saw the painting nude!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                        \"Funny<\/p>\n

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                        1. \n

                          Why can\u2019t a leopard hide his love away? Because he\u2019s always spotted!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        2. \n

                          What musical instrument is the best to love? A trom-bone!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        3. \n

                          How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        4. \n

                          What did the girl squirrel say to her crush? I\u2019m nuts about you!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        5. \n

                          What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        6. \n

                          Why did Sue fall on a pile of leaves? Because she was caught raking!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        7. \n

                          What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        8. \n

                          Why can February march? Because it can Feb!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        9. \n

                          What has T in the beginning, T in the end, but nothing in the middle? A teapot!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                        10. \n

                          What runs all around a backyard without moving? A fence!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                          \"Funny<\/p>\n

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                            Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                          2. \n

                            Because it was well bread!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                          3. \n

                            How do trees access the internet? They just log on!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                          4. \n

                            What bow can\u2019t be tied? A rainbow!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                          5. \n

                            What starts with “E” and ends with “E” but only has one letter? An envelope!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                            Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Quotes:<\/b><\/h3>\n

                            Quotes despite being simple words provide a deep and lasting message which can influence your mood throughout the day. Here are some funny Valentine\u2019s Day quotes available on our website:<\/span><\/p>\n

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                              “This Valentine’s Day, I want you to know that you’re in my thoughts no matter how far apart we are. You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            2. \n

                              “We’re a perfect pair- I’ll be the beauty and you be my beast this Valentine’s Day.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            3. \n

                              “Valentine’s Day is coming up, so if you don’t have a date, you can make eyes at me.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            4. \n

                              “Are you a parked car? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Be my Valentine?”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            5. \n

                              “They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            6. \n

                              “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            7. \n

                              “Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I\u2019d die.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            8. \n

                              “It’s Valentine’s Day – wanna skip all that mushy romantic stuff and just order pizza?”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            9. \n

                              “This Valentine’s Day, I wanna Netflix and chill, for real.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                            10. \n

                              “If you were a Transformer, you\u2019d be ‘Optimus Fine’.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                              \"Funny<\/p>\n

                                \n
                              1. \n

                                “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              2. \n

                                “Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              3. \n

                                “Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              4. \n

                                “Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              5. \n

                                “There must be something wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off of you.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              6. \n

                                \u201cI was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              7. \n

                                \u201cIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put \u2018U\u2019 and \u2018I\u2019 together.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              8. \n

                                \u201cAre you chocolate? Because you melt me.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              9. \n

                                \u201cYour eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                              10. \n

                                \u201cWhen I look into your eyes, I see my future wife.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                \"Funny<\/p>\n

                                  \n
                                1. \n

                                  \u201cDo you happen to have a Band-Aid? \u2018Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                2. \n

                                  \u201cYou\u2019re so beautiful you made me forget my next pickup line.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                3. \n

                                  \u201cI must be in a museum because you\u2019re a masterpiece.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                4. \n

                                  \u201cIf being sexy was a crime, you\u2019d be guilty as charged.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                5. \n

                                  \u201cAside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                6. \n

                                  \u201cAre you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                7. \n

                                  \u201cI\u2019m no organ donor but I\u2019d be happy to give you my heart.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                8. \n

                                  \u201cDo you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                9. \n

                                  \u201cI thought happiness started with an \u2018H\u2019… but it turns out mine starts with \u2018U\u2019.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

                                10. \n

                                  \u201cI\u2019d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                  \"Funny<\/h3>\n

                                  \"Funny<\/h3>\n

                                  How to Use These Funny Valentine\u2019s Day Quotes and Messages with Everyone to Have Fun:<\/b><\/h3>\n

                                  These wishes can be used in multiple ways but here are some ways to utilize these wishes:<\/span><\/p>\n

                                    \n
                                  1. Send a Valentine’s Day card to your partner with a silly wish inside to make them laugh.<\/span><\/li>\n
                                  2. Post a funny Valentine’s Day wish on social media to give your friends a laugh<\/span><\/li>\n
                                  3. Create Valentine’s Day memes with funny wishes and post them online<\/span><\/li>\n
                                  4. Write funny Valentine’s Day captions for your Instagram photos.<\/span><\/li>\n
                                  5. Email a funny Valentine’s Day with these funny wishes on an e-card to your long-distance partner and friends.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                    Valentine\u2019s Day is not only dedicated to making serious moments and expressing love but also to flirting and making some funny moments with your loved ones. This can change the mood in seconds and fade away the depressive memories from their mind allowing them to enjoy the day at its peak.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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